White Water Bugging・Stag Weekend Activities
White Water River Bugging
Trade in your rubber ring for an inflatable board with nothing but two grip handles and the length of your man sausage to keep you onboard.
Battle epic river rapids head first upon your mighty board and pray that you stay upright whilst white water thrashes you against rocks and throws you off course.
Once you've stopped sobbing like a lost toddler in Tesco you'll catch site of frothing waterfalls and deadly twisting currents ready to make you their next tragic headline story.
Don't panic too much though, there are stretches of calm waters where you can chill, remind yourself that you are a man and you haven't cried since Castaway in 2000, and brace yourself for round two.
River bugging is surprisingly safe and you'll be given a full briefing by burley man-trees with hairy chests who can speak 'river'. If you do get bucked from your bug mid-river one of these same friendly, large men will be on hand to get you buoyant again.
If it really is all too much for you they will let you sit on the river bank and cry like the fat kid on sports day while the rest of the boys have fun.
Give your bachelor freedom a proper send off with a day of river bugging from StagWeekends and spend the rest of your life too terrified to get in the bath.