If you fancy a wild weekend with a sheep or three then this lot will be right up your terrace.
We’re giving you the chance to really lube up your leek with nine Welsh themed games celebrating all the wildest, weirdest and Welshest things about Wales.
Sheep Shenanigans: How long can you hang on to your Woolly Wobbler before you get tossed off? Hold on tight and see which of the lads can hold on the longest, it’s a little bit Texas, it’s a little bit Tonypandy and it’s all about having a crackin’ time.
Drunk Dragons: Gloucester has the cheese roll, but yer in the valleys we’ve got the Dragon roll. No, it’s not a spicy pasty butt, it’s a muddy downhill race dressed in padded Dragon suits and all you’ve got to do is get to the bottom first. Lush mate.
Welsh Celebrity Knockout: Ever wanted to bosh Charlotte Church right in the chops with a missile. Lush! Well then let’s be having you. With your foot catapult you need to take out full-sized celebrity cut out’s, get Gavin Henson in the gob, smash Shirley Bassey and take aim at Tom Jones. Unfortunately, no celebrities are hurt doing this activity
Duffing Daffyd: It looks like there are wo gays in the village now, and they are not happy about it. Dress up as sumo Daffyd from BBC’s Little Britain and basically bash each other with a giant daffodil. Will you be the only gay in the village, or ‘just a little bit poofy’.
Across The Taff: See them sheep and dragon b’there? All you gotta do butt is get them across the river there see. Now obviously we’re not taking you and ads to the actual river Taff, it’s an inflatable river and you and your mates are sat on a huge ring with gallons of foam and water coming at you.
Leek Lampin: If Gladiators was Welsh, it would be just like this. Get yourself up on a podium and fight each other with giant leeks. If you can lamp him one, keep your balance and take a hiding whilst you’re at it you might just ‘av him butt.
Pull The Pit Pony: This one is like Tug 'O' War but with a proper Welsh twist. The stag rides a giant pit pony in the middle of it all which means the harder you tug, the more likely he is to fall off.
Rugby Run: Score a try. Easy enough. Don’t be daft now mun, you’ve got a bungee cord tighter than a nun’s country boots attached to your back and you’ve got about as much chance of scoring a try as Wales do at winning the six nations.
Miners Shower: Sit underneath a miner’s shower and answer some Welsh themed questions. Answer wrong and you’ll be getting drenched. And if you get them right, you’ll probably get drenched and if you think that rough lot from down Newport are welcome yer in Barry you’ll be getting a proper soaking.
And that’s your lot, now you’ve fought, run, tugged and rolled your way through most of Wales culture all the points are counted, and the winner will be announced and the fab-lous prizes given.
So, if you reckon you can take victory in the Valleys, have a bash at the Welsh Games butt, it’s proper lush mun.
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