Apparently he proposed and then, bang, has been seen at what looks suspiciously like a ceremony with his nubile new bride immediately after in Hawaii.

Even his daughters didn’t know – oh and his bride is practically their age.

Oh yeah, this is one stag party that we would love to have been rock and rolling on.

In fact, if they filmed the whole weekend, coz it was bound to last at least that long, then there’s the movie done and dusted.

But hey guys, everyone can party like a rock star with stagweekends.com.

Now, we know that you need to be tweeting, facebooking and all of those electronic communication things, but sometimes you just need a break from all that.

Get yourself and your mates away from their high-tech lives and book a stag weekend away with some physical activities to give you a real view of the world beyond your Macbooks.

You’ll be able to talk verbally instead of typing, sit face-to-face instead of in facetime or skyping, praise be stag parties are sooooo retro aren’t they!

Oh, but don’t forget to tweet about it after and pop the piccies onto your facebook page, lol!

We don’t care if you want to dress up in multi-coloured outfits and wigs, tear around the countryside or do something a little more cultural.

If a bit of male bonding is required, don’t hold back or if you want to get on that stage and gyrate away like a girl, you fill your boots.

We just want our stag parties to be themselves and have a good time, don’t listen to the press or PC groups.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a lady friend right now because who needs that hassle at times like these?

Whatever you get her will be wrong; whatever you write in the card will be naff.

Make sure you get guaranteed loving served with a smile all night with a lad’s only stag party at one of our very many lap-dancing venues.

Let’s face it, it’s probably cheaper than taking a woman out for the night, and this way you know you will at least get a bit of a peep show without having to put in any effort, plus you can crash out later in peace having drunk yourself into oblivion.

She’s set to marry long time love William Wilkerson, proving ‘There ain’t nothing like the real thing’, or maybe she just loves a party.

They may be knocking on a bit but we bet this stag and hen party will be as wild as they come.

Oh yes, you’re never too old to have a good time and after a couple of bashes at it you often know exactly how you want to spend your last days of freedom.

Check us out for stag weekend ideas that will make sure you’re not the oldest but the biggest swingers in town.

The perfect way to do this is to plan ahead and set a date for a value-for-money lads stag weekend away for some real re-bonding.

This way it doesn’t matter where you are all coming from, you can choose a location fairly central to your relevant geography and all converge there.

Schedule in some stag activities and you won’t have to spend loads on finding expensive amusement.

There’s nothing like keeping in touch stag weekends, reunions, lads holidays….

Why could this be? Oh yes, party town coastline, whacky West Country activities and throw in the odd jumping city for some tremendous nightlife, and it’s easy to see why you all hot-foot it down to great resorts like Bournemouth, Torquay, Newquay or Bristol.

Plus in summer the temperature rises the further south you go, perfect for getting a bit of colour on that pasty bod for the big day and so you don’t scare the natives on your honeymoon.

Stag weekends never looked so good.

This week’s tantrum after Denise Welch yanked Karissa’s trousers down proved that these girls definitely don’t wanna have fun.

So now what will you do? Go one better we say and see some naked lovelies not just on screen but in the flesh with a stag party trip to one of our many, and we mean many, lap dancing venues.

Flaunting their naked bodies is not something these gorgeous girls find disrespectful, they’ll even give you a personal bop.

Best make a stag weekend of it.

Dog racing is a much quicker fix than horse racing, as the races are shorter and there are several of them, plus you’re really close to the action.

If dodgy uncle Joe is on your stag weekend chances are he may have some valuable experience to impart to you rookies, and you can remind him what a real lads night out is like. Old dog, new tricks and all that.

The randy old goat has sown his oats with four different women, the latest with partner Hannah, 25.

We wonder, does he meet the next mother on the celebratory stag party of the current one?

If so, let this be a warning boys. Having a good time is one thing, but look where it can lead you.

Mr Weller may be the Modfather of Sprock-and-Roll babies, but we wouldn’t want your stag weekend to end up Down in Tube Station at Midnight headed for a Town Called Malice!