If your stag weekend is going to be in high summer, get with the spirit of the Olympics and Jubilee and fly the flag your own fun way.

Stag parties love a theme and this is a very simple one to make up.

Union Jack t-shirts and hats are so easy to get hold of.

It’s a bit like going to a football match togged up in your team colours.

Just make sure that if you’re on foreign ground that you don’t let the side down.

We know young Harry was probably completely innocent and, let’s face it, Jo’s in great nick, but after Caroline Flack you never know.

The thing is, after a few shots we all become a bit of an American Pie Stifler.

You know how it happens, there you are tanked up in the club on your stag do, making like George Clooney at every false lash flutter and from the back, in the dark and through the bottom of your pint glass she looked great and your mates are so encouraging.

Then the lights come up and you realise it’s all been a cruel trick, a stag party prank, a terrible, terrible mistake.

Yes, that’s what makes a stag weekend so unforgettable.

They literally were the Men In Black, in their sharp designer suits, shades and access all area passes.

What a theme for your stag party and we bet it will get you loads of attention.

A group of sharply dressed men, cruising past the queues into the clubs, we bet there’ll even be a parting of waves to the bar.

Careful though, if your stag do mates are a little bit out of shape you might end up looking more Blues Brothers, but who cares, as long as you’re having fun.

a) Look up at the ceiling pretending not to be interested
b) cringe with disgust and cover your eyes or
c) clap your hands in glee, cheer and shout words of encouragement to the fair damsels?

Well, if you’re Ashton Kutcher and Jack Black front row at a Lakers game with a band of nubile cheerleaders leaping around infront of them, it’s apparently a) but we all- British men wouldn’t be so cold.

These girls are there to entertain you, just like the ones in our stagweekends.com night time entertainment venues.

It would be very rude not to be supportive, so we know it’s c) of course.

We wouldn’t want those bunnies to get low self esteem now!

We reckon there’s a bit of Bond in all of us and you’ll notice that our stag weekend activities reflect that action theme quite often.

Shooting games, water sports, car racing, your stag party can be its own group of 007s anywhere around the country, and what’s more, you won’t be risking life and limb, well, maybe a bit, but there’s lots of safety training and equipment.

Oh yes, it may not all be for Queen and country, but our stag weekends are definitely Licensed to Thrill.

Do take into account your whole group, a hostel might suit you but uncle Jim might prefer some privacy and home comforts.

Do think about what your hotel will be used for, just to crash (then go for no frills budget) or might you want more facilities (then upgrade and make sure if you like a burst in the gym or a pool that they have one).

If breakfast is one of the highlights, and a great spread and time to gather, soak up the hangover and swap stories is definitely a brilliant way to set up for the day, then make sure your hotel lives up.

Easier still, just tell us all these requirements and we’ll make sure that great central stag friendly accommodation at whatever level is all sorted. It’s all part of the deal.

You don’t want to be trawling around back streets, ending up in dive after dive and paying a fortune for club entry only to discover you should be at the one down the road where everyone who anyone is at.

That’s why you choose stagweekends.com, where everything is sorted in one package.

We’ll set you up with where to stay, eat, drink and play, and we have loads of great stag weekend locations to party which have been tried and tested.

At times like this we all need a pick me up and some motivation to get beyond the duvet.

You need to gather your mates for a stag weekend of fun.

Not outside battling the elements of course, something under cover like mad indoor karting, or target shooting, what about a brewery tour? Yes, now we’re talking.

Or try a different stag party outing; Comedy Club, Hooters, Lap dancing…..mmmm, now your temperature’s rising now isn’t it?

Describing the achievement he wrote ‘That’s me that is, bungee-jumping. All man. Hencher than hench, butcher than butch.

Lean in & smell the testosterone.’ You’ve gotta hand it to him and think to yourself, ‘When was the last time I did anything awesome and tested my fear factor?’

You don’t have to be as extreme as bungee jumping or go to New Zealand, just get a stag party together and look on stagweekends.com for some amazing, exhilarating stag activities that will have you blowing your own trumpet for years.

Stag parties, unlike matches, will keep you on a high without the prospect of a humiliating defeat.

That’s unless you’ve planned some competitive activities in for your stag group, which to be honest does make it more exciting, does get your anticipation and the banter going and does keep you out of the boozer for a bit longer.

Hmm, not so different to the footie after all.