Get messy in Milton Keynes and make it a mighty stag do masterpiece. Milton Keynes may be middle class, middle England with a mass of Mercedes, mansions and mummies marinated in Missoni, but once the heels come off she’s a dirty girl with a few filthy fantasies about giving you a good time.

For the brainiac groom-to-be there are tonnes of museums and galleries just waiting to be explored and discussed, or for the action packed stag hit the manmade snow slopes with indoor snowboarding and indoor tobogganing.

You could turn up the heat with a James Bond Spy Mission, zip wires, trip wires, tunnels and traps. Strap up your manhood and just do what Bond would.

If you’ve worked up an appetite, Milton Keynes is the holy grail of good grub. Whether you’re passionate about pizza or fixated on fajitas, Milton Keynes has it all.

Once you’re full to the brim it’s time to hit the streets and let the city show you her good bits. Get a sizzling slice of naughty nightlife at a lap dancing club or drink till you drop in a non-stop bar hop.

There’s more to Milton Keynes than meets the eye, so make it your stag do destination with StagWeekends.com.